Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit!
Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless.
(Source: adorability)
High-res
omfg
THIS KEEPS GETTING NOTES OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP
THIS HAS 15 THOUSAND NOTES IM SO FUCKING DONE
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious
^ sounds like a plan
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
